When The Jackson 5 were young, I was a six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion.
-Chuck Norris
I Like Your Style, Dude
*** & 1/2* (Great)
Far Fucking Out
*** (Good)
Really Tied the Room Together
** & 1/2* (Fair)
Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
** (Average)
You're Entering A World of Pain
* & 1/2 * (Bad)
Shut the Fuck Up, Donny
* (Awful)
This Is What Happens When You Fuck a Stranger In the Ass
1/2* (Don't even bother)
The Goddamn Plane Has Crashed Into the Mountain
Zero stars. (Avoid at all cost!)
5 comments:
Chuck is also coming out with his own book on his favorite 101 Chuck Norris Facts with stories about them and his life http://www.amazon.com/Official-Chuck-Norris-Fact-Book/dp/1414334494
Brother is crazy behind the times. I can't think of a microsecond when anybody wanted to know a thing about him that wasn't ridiculous fiction.
chuck norris had a dream that michael jackson died and he wasn't invited to the memorial service. when he woke up he killed michael jackson
Chucks a douchebag. President of Texas.
How this is the most commented upon Norris post, I have no idea.
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