What are the odds that we'll see "Jose Canseco's Punch-Out!!!" anytime soon?

Hong Man Choi Jose Canseco Fight Video

Jose Canseco, famous for pointing fingers at pro baseball players for profit after a career that he spent eating cheesburgers, taking steroids, and hitting home runs, decided to enter the MMA game for reasons beyond any sane, logical person's mode of thought.

The results are hilarious.

While Jose does pretty good considering that he's largely untrained and looks like Little Mac going against Yao Ming, the fact that he hurts his knee by running away from his opponent is pretty incredible. I also like his weak Mortal Kombat kicks.

As a baseball fan, my only wish is that the referee would have allowed the match to continue.

Jose Canseco's MMA Career: 77 seconds.

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